Cactuslam

The Cactuslamic Faith
Cactuslam is a monotheistic religion originating from the teachings of The Prophet, an unknown person who is said to have found and begun to worship the Cactus, as well as write the Car'us. The term itself originates from the combination of the word Common word for Cactus, and the Arabic word Islam, which means submission.

Origin
At the origin of time, it is said that there lay a cactus. It stretched from The Void to Sabaar Janat. Along the way the world sprouted around it, and the thorns fell from its spine and became the first Humans, and the thorns underground burrowed up and became the Skaven and Goblins.

Many a millennia later, a Man known only as the Prophet was taken in a raid by the Bird Crusade. He was freed by the Theocommunist Regime, and began his journey home. Along the way he became lost in the Eternal Desert, and only made his way out by following The Long Cactus. When he returned home, he began to spread the word of the cactus, how it wills the universe and watches over, and is connected to everyone.

Religious Belief
Cactuslam is a belief around the Great Cactus, the pin of the world that merges Sabaar Janat, Reality, and The Void. Followers of the faith follow the Five Pillars of Cactuslam: The Profession of Faith, The Cachada, it is the most fundamental expressions of beliefs, "The Long Cactus is the Longest Cactus, and its really cool, and also be nice to one another, praise the long cactus"; Daily Prayers, Salat, followers of cactuslam are meant to pray five times a day, facing The Long Cactus; Kelp-Giving, Zakat, where you share your kelp with the less fortunate; Fasting during Ramadan, Saum, During the month of Ramadan, Cactuslamic followers are expected to fast; and the Pilgrimage to Sabaaragood or The Long Cactus, Hajj.